The Final Boss Of Hinge

• Hates slow walkers

• Wants to debate

  • cats vs dogs

  • pineapple on pizza

  • spoon vs fork for eating mac & cheese

• Her mantra is everything happens for a reason

• The most spontaneous thing she’s done is skydiving

• Together we could try free samples at Trader Joe’s

• This year she really wants to travel

• Her unusual skill is that she can say the alphabet backwards

• She won’t shut up about anything

• Her simple pleasures are NPR Tiny Desk Concerts

• A green flag she looks for is a good flirt to roast ratio

• She geeks out on marvel

• Her irrational fear is birds

• The best way to ask her out is to give her a place and a time

• The key to her heart is

  • sushi

  • boba

• Will fall for you if you trip her

• Is obsessed with pickles

• Is weirdly attracted to

  • men

  • Danny Devito

For the love of god, these tell me nothing about you.