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The Final Boss Of Hinge

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The Final Boss Of Hinge

Simon
Sep 18, 2022
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  • Hates slow walkers

  • Wants to debate

    • cats vs dogs

    • pineapple on pizza

    • spoon vs fork for eating mac & cheese

  • Her mantra is everything happens for a reason

  • The most spontaneous thing she’s done is skydiving

  • Together we could try free samples at Trader Joe’s

  • This year she really wants to travel

  • Her unusual skill is that she can say the alphabet backwards

  • She won’t shut up about anything

  • Her simple pleasures are NPR Tiny Desk Concerts

  • A green flag she looks for is a good flirt to roast ratio

  • She geeks out on marvel

  • Her irrational fear is birds

  • The best way to ask her out is to give her a place and a time

  • The key to her heart is

    • sushi

    • boba

  • Will fall for you if you trip her

  • Is obsessed with pickles

  • Is weirdly attracted to

    • men

    • Danny Devito

For the love of god, these tell me nothing about you.

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